6.08.2007

wotta guy...


i am also considering buying a couple tix for this show in october. as the police show, these seats range from $57 to $202. well, there's someone on ebayy who wants to sell his two tix for a mere $270. a deal if they're the expensive seats. he even assures us of his integrity:

THIS IS FOR 2 TICKETS TO GENESIS, SATURDAY OCTOBER 6, 2007. SECTION 302, ROW 5, SEATS 3-4. THESE TICKETS ARE GOOD SEATS, PERFECT VIEW AND SOUND! I AM OPEN TO OFFERS?

I AM HONEST AND WOULD NEVER SCREW SOMEBODY OVER, PEOPLE WORK TO HARD FOR THERE (sic) MONEY. I WILL STAY WITH YOU EVERY STEP OF THE WAY UNTIL THE TICKETS ARE IN YOUR HAND AND YOU ARE SATISFIED. THERE WILL BE NO PROBLEMS. YOU WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.

you know, i'm only disappointed with his incorrect use of the possessive form of 'their.' after all, he's so honest to offer two $77 seats for $270!!! gee, buddy, are ya gonna donate the other $116 to my favorite charity then?

mother teresa would kick you in the balls...or cut 'em off w/ a dull spoon.

EVERY STEP OF THE WAY lalala

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