boy...it has been a long time since i have been tagged. sooo, here goes:
1. A penny saved is...just more weight in your linty pocket.
2. Man is the only animal that...will screw other species just to get to the top...even if he's scaling a massive pile of dogshit.
3. Happiness is nothing more than...a liverwurst sandwich with miracle whip, crisp lettuce, and juicy tomato.
4. It ain’t over till...the ushers (at Red Rocks) yell, "Get the FUCK out now!"
5. To err is human; to forgive...is really impossible when you know you were right ALL along.
anyone else?
1 comment:
I like your post, especially the bit about Liverwurst!
Hmmm Yummy!
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